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Black People In Heaven - College Essays

Black People In Heaven

Black People In Heaven

Gabriel came to the "Lord" and said, I have to talk to you, I have a problem. I know you made us and we have to love everybody. But our black folk up here in heaven are causing some problems. They are swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, and barbecue sauce is all over their robes. Hamhocks, spare ribs and pigfeet are all over the streets of gold. Some are even walking around with one wing and they have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean.

There are watermelon seeds all over the clouds, some aren't even wearing their halos, saying it doesn't fit right with their hair styles. The "lord" said i made them special, as I ...

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Man i don't believe...Hold on lord. This time the devil was gone for 15 minutes the devil returned and said, I'm sorry lord, I can't talk to you right now.

These black folk done put the fire out and are trying to install air ...

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Added: 2/16/2012 08:08:20 PM
Submitted By: Chanequaa
Category: Religion
Type: Free Paper
Words: 284
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