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Have Another Beer - College Essay

Have Another Beer

It was the first Friday night of the term. Sally, Fred, and Dean all started getting ready for a party. This of course was their first “frat” party. Sally wore her slinkiest dress, Fred had the funkiest clothes on and Dean wore his muscle man shirt. They went to the party and began to drink. The guests were in amazement at these three drunks. The three were soon labeled; Sally Sad, Fred Funny, and Dean Mean. Sally, Fred, and Dean were the three who drank the most alcohol.
Sally Sad is the drunk who is the most annoying. All Sally can do is talk about how miserable life is. by the end of the hour long conversation with her prey, she ends up in tears. She makes her way around the ...

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Fred likes to have an audience of at least five people. The group seems to grow as everyone hears what he is saying. Fred loves to tell jokes that he’s heard all week, and make wise cracks at the rest of the drunks. Fred can often be seen doing stupid things like spilling his drink or tripping over his own feet. It is sometimes hard to understand him. he is excellent at slurring his words. if you can understand him, (which sometimes it’s funnier not to) than he’ll tell you stories about stupid things that have happened to him. He can be caught shouting to everyone, “I am the best comedian man has ever known!”
The worst drunk at every party is Dean Mean. All he does is make you want to puke. He is really mean. He likes to yell at anyone who does something wrong. He brings the mistake to everyone’s attention, making fun of you for every step you take. Dean often pick’s guys who are “little” to pick on. He is a bully. People try to calm him down but he pushes them out of ...

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Added: 2/19/2007 08:20:50 AM
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